Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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