My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
