I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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