If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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