There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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