So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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