We won't sleep together?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
how do you play pong handcuffed?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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