We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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