Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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