Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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