I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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