can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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