I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I would fuck him just for his dog
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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