I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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