And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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