bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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