I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
ttyl tear gas
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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