at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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