Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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