whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You ate ashes out of my bong
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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