that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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