I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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