Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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