I hate your face
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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