Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Alive.
So much puke
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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