TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't deserve a penis
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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