Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
40s are totally the cure
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