Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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