I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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