Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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