Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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