She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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