You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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