All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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