I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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