he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
