Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Say something about gay babies.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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