Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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