My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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