am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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