we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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