Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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