I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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