Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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