omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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