normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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