I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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