i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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