I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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