scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
