That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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