nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we're making bets on your personal life
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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