seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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