we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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