She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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