i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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