Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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